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 Welcome everyone to the first edition of my coverage of “The Evel Dick Show” an exclusive webcast available only to Real Super Pass subscribers (for any of you who watched the show free tonight on various websites, keep in mind only tonight’s and next week’s shows are free; after that, the show will ONLY be available to Super Pass subscribers!). I found this show to actually be quite entertaining in a Howard Stern – esque vein. Dick’s special guest tonight was Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner girlfriend Bridget from “The Girls Next Door.” Dick is obviously smitten with Bridget throughout the show but a surprise guest from Big Brother 9 who has become friends with Dick (and it’s not who you might think!) also steals the show.
All Evel Dick fans will LOVE this show! In order to watch it next week and for the weeks to come, subscribe to the CBS.com 24/7 Big Brother 10 Live Feeds on Super Pass today!
Read On for all the fun and, of course, two new additions to Dick's Quotable Quotes, The Sequel!
To begin, I missed the very beginning (first five minutes) of the show because I didn’t realize Dick’s show is a separate part of Super Pass, not shown where the Big Brother quad cams are. Evil Dick’s show is similar to that of a radio show. If you’ve ever seen Howard Stern on E! then you have a good idea of how everything looks and works for this show.
Dick has been having Crazy James from Big Brother 9 walk around naked advertising for Dr. Will to remove tattoos in the lobby of the studio where the show originates from. Apparently Dick and Dr. Will have some banter going back and forth as Dr. Will has been playing pranks on Dick on House Calls the past 2 seasons. Dick has become good friends with Crazy James apparently (they both love porn, that might have something to do with it LOL). Throughout the show, there are picture in picture shots of James nude in the lobby with the sign covering that one part of the male anatomy LOL Dick refers to him as “Ass Man.”
Dick has a porn interlude which gets censored and he jokes that he will be giving away free porn later in the show (actually he may not have been joking!). Then he welcomes Playboy Playmate Bridget from the show “The Girls Next Door” to the show. Evel Dick and Bridget discuss the differences between Big Brother competitions and Survivor competitions.
Dick comments that all people in Reality shows are like one big incestuous family and Bridget giggles and agrees. Dick and Bridget’s conversation goes all over the place with such subjects as weed and Dick getting caught by his grandmother while he was masturbating (good lord!). Dick discusses his trip to a club called “The Green Door” with Crazy James (I never realized they were this close of friends now!) and then talks to Bridget about different topless girls he has seen. Dick gives a story about not being allowed backstage to meet Brett Michaels because of a “no celebrity policy” which he refers to as Brett’s “my dick is bigger than your dick” move.
Bridget and Dick discuss Crazy James’ special talent that he can do with his penis. Dick wants James to demonstrate for Bridget.
Dick wants laser eye surgery because he’s tired of having to wear reading glasses for everything. Dick discusses his work in restaurants which helped him in the Big Brother house when he did a lot of the cooking that everyone raved about.
Dick does a “Where Are They Now?” interview with the Guinea Pigs (well sort of!) from Big Brother 9. Apparently they have a dysfunctional relationship now (but weren’t they sisters? Not a male and female LOL) and they hated Sharon’s voice and the “babies” thing.
Dick then explains why the show did not premiere last week (some Mac vs. Windows thing) and thanks the guests he would have had on the show. Dick and Bridget discuss how they both enjoy the Trashy clothing line.
And that wraps up the first edition of The Evel Dick Show! Trust me, you have to see it to believe it! I have never been a fan of Dick’s game play but he has always entertained me and now that he’s outside the house, I find him very enjoyable and funny : )
If I had to give one criticism to tonight’s episode, it would be that I would like for Dick to give his perspective on Big Brother 10 and the House Guests. While the bits and hearing about Dick’s antics are funny, I would like for that to be balanced with Dick giving us his take on the current happenings in the house. I hope as the show continues that this becomes more a part of The Evel Dick Show.
And of course, Dick did give us a couple of Dick’s Quotable Quotes from tonight’s show. Here they are!
“If you have a medical marijuana card out here (in California), it’s like a free pass to smoke weed!”
“Reality tv people are like one big happy incestuous family and Fox Reality Channel is where we have our reunions.”
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