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House Calls:  Everyone loves Gretchen and her special guests every season on House Calls: The Big Brother Talk Show.  Well, this season she will have a very special guest every Thursday who will be with her to grill the most recently evicted House Guest.  She will be joined by none other than Dick Donato of Big Brother 8.  Each Thursday you can count on finding out all that Dick and Gretchen had to say to the evicted HG along with how the evictee responds.  There are sure to be more Dick's Quotable Quotes along the way!  While we won't be covering every episode of House Calls, you can count on us every Thursday.  Check back often though because there will be times when other episodes will be covered throughout the season.  Also, don't forget House Calls has a new time this season:  3:00 P.M. Eastern, 12:00 P.M. Pacific on cbs.com



House Calls Week 4: Jessie loses it and gets defensive with Dick, Gretchen AND America!

 Today’s House Calls was off the wall!  Jessie wins the title “Mr. Defensive” for the tirade he gave on today’s episode.  I like you Jessie, but you have to learn to listen a bit more and not hop on the defense at the slightest moment.  Jessie was defensive with Gretchen, Dick (he and Dick kept talking over callers and Gretchen so badly that Gretchen asked for their mics to be turned off, that’s a House Calls first!) and the callers!

Jessie seemed to be really angry that America was responsible for his being voted out (well, that is how he sees it anyway no matter how much Gretchen tries to explain three other people in the house also voted him out).  Dick gets so amused with Jessie’s defensiveness that eventually he just sits back and smiles like the cat that ate the canary while Jessie goes off on Gretchen AND the callers that call in. 

This had to be one of the most explosive episodes of House Calls I have ever seen!  To learn all the details, read on!

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Angie's Very Vocal Eviction!

 Hey MBBers, welcome to the House Calls eviction episode for week 3!  This week we have the VERY vocal Angie who has a lot to say about her fellow House Guests!  As a matter of fact, Angie one ups Dick this week on the quotable quotes and I was only able to get ONE Dick’s Quotable Quote for you this week.  However, I have a LOT of interesting things from Angie about her game play, what she expected from the game, her true feelings about Libra, as well as who she thinks will be the final two (she has interesting choices!)  So without further ado, here is this week’s edition of House Calls!

Angie is the evicted House Guest today and she is not thrilled about the reasons for her nomination.  She says that Keesha is acting “third grade” by nominating her for reasons like holding Steven’s hand during the eviction night.  Angie says if she could have changed anything, she would have told Brian about his nomination instead of going with the mob and letting him get blindsided.  Angie refers to Libra as “Librazilla” and Dick convinces Angie to call Libra “a bitch.”  Angie says now that she’s out of the house, she can say it, Libra’s a bitch!  Angie also says the reason she didn’t get along as well with the girls is because she was the only smoker in the house and she had to smoke outside.  Most of the guys hung out outside while the girls locked themselves in the rooms upstairs (good point!).

Angie said she was hoping that Dan, Memphis and Ollie would listen to her final speech and think about changing their votes.  She said she knew it was slim, but she wanted to go out playing not with the usual “oh I had such a great time in the house” type of speech (I find that admirable!). 

Dick says it was a smart move that Angie was evicted because she was a bigger threat than Jessie (and I agree!).  A caller says “How great it is to have a Big Brother winner with all the Big Brother losers?” (OUCH!).  HAHA Angie goes against House Calls usual no spoilers rule and basically tells everyone that April won HOH and talks about who she might choose to nominate (Memphis and Jerry in her opinion).  Angie thinks Dan was a great choice for America’s Player this week.Someone from the message boards congratulates Keesha for being one of the dumbest players ever and accomplishing nothing during her week as HOH (I AGREE COMPLETELY!).

Angie says she would rather rub sandpaper all over her face than live with Libra again.  Dick continues the rumor (which I think is false!) that Jessie is gay.  Angie’s friends call in and tell her that Jessie had had an erotic dream about her (really!?)  Angie thinks that as soon as Libra is gone, the whole alliance will fall apart (once again, I agree!  Libra is the mastermind of that whole group!).  Angie says she would go back in because “it’s a half a million dollars!” 

Angie feels that the mob mentality of the House Guests this season is the reason for her eviction (anyone else seeing a repeat of the Friendship from Season 6 happening this season with the alliance of seven?).  Angie says many of the House Guests do not know that April and Ollie are having sex.  Angie says as soon as Jerry’s vote is no longer needed, he will be gone (and I’m thinking that’s going to be this week!). 

Angie: I thought I would go in there and play with intelligent people, boy was I wrong!?

Angie is annoyed that everyone thinks their word and a handshake is so important in the game (which is true in Big Brother land!).  Dick says “most people are full of s*** when it comes to their word in Big Brother anyway.”  Angie thinks Libra and Memphis may have a shot at final two (nah, not with Libra and Dick agrees with me there, but Memphis has a shot). 

Here is the Dick’s Quotable Quote from today’s episode:

(About Jessie) He looks like the Michelin man; somebody needs to let some air out of him!

                                                                                                                                                  

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Steven is evicted and deals with Dick's farts!

 OK first of all, I apologize for saying in my last article that House Calls just got a new theme song.  Apparently this theme started with Season 9 which I did not watch House Calls during season 9, however, I am catching up on them now at CBS.com : )  Sorry about that, however, I stand behind saying the theme song and new credits are really cheesy!

This week we have Steven, our second evictee from Big Brother 10 sitting down with Gretchen and Evel Dick!  Steven was a huge season 8 fan.  Dick chastises Steven for not doing his “homework” and reviewing all of the seasons before entering the house (which is probably why he’s the second House Guest out of the house).  Steven is glad he didn’t make it to the jury house, though that was his initial goal.  Steven tried to collect sympathy votes but gained none.  Steven gives kudos to Kathy Griffin for the “Suck it bitches” comment.  Steven mentions Libra and Michelle as the most controlling and annoying girls in the house.  He refers to Ollie as a ‘snake.’  Steven intimates that Jessie has possibly used steroids.  Dick likes that Steven tried to play the game as best he could and didn’t ‘roll over and die’ after being nominated.

Dick, Gretchen and Steven call Jessie a tool and say he has Napoleon syndrome.  Steven is ‘ecstatic’ that Keesha is now HOH.  Steven says there is a mob mentality in the house right now and if you go against the mob, you go up and out.  Dick lets a fart and Gretchen says that’s not part of the agreement he has to be on her show (jokingly) then quickly goes to a commercial break LOL

Dick seems annoyed when a caller asks him how Daniele is doing and he says “She’s doing ok.”  Steven thinks that Keesha is going to nominate Memphis (she didn’t).  One of the Chill Towners calls in and Gretchen cuts her off and hangs up on her HAHA

Steven seems to get annoyed with Dick’s antics a bit.  The tone in his voice changes a few times during the interview, especially because of Dick’s continuous farting through the whole show.  Steven dispels the racist comments he supposedly made in the house.  He says he was imitating Jerry who originally was referring to Libra as “the colored girl.” 

Steven does something weird while listening to a caller.  He moves Dick’s shirt and then Dick moves it back.  I don’t know WHAT that was all about! Oh wait, I THINK it had to do with Dick’s microphone falling off but it was still odd!

Steven jokingly tells a caller he hasn’t been watching the feeds yet since just yesterday he stopped living them LOL Dick says he thinks Keesha is the hottest girl in the house and says he does not think she looks like his daughter Daniele.  Gretchen agrees that Daniele also does not think Keesha looks like her (I DO!).  Steven told Keesha to nominate Libra, April or Ollie and break up “the big three” (funny, she didn’t nominate any of them HAHA).  Finally Dick respects that Steven actually played the game and Steven appreciates the complement

Oh and Steven wants you to follow his rodeo riding at http://www.igra.com

Dick’s Quotable Quotes from today’s episode:

(About the jury house): “It’s supposedly a lot more relaxed.  I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been there.” 

“When you’re on the back of a bull, does it really matter if you’re gay or straight?” 

 
Evel Dick Tells Brian he played "Too Hard, Too Fast!"

 Welcome to the first edition of my coverage of Evel Dick as he guests on this season’s Thursday eviction episodes of House Calls.  Dick does not disappoint and gives us two new Dick’s Quotable Quotes in this show alone.  I’m sure we’ll have more every week both here and with Dick’s new exclusive Super Pass show on Wednesday nights (which he plugs on House Calls LOL).  So let’s get down to business as Dick and Gretchen sit down with Brian, the first evicted House Guest and drill him on his game.

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