NEW!(to feed watchers)
“If you’re watching this, go to your local tavern and get yourself a beer…and a Jager bomb because that’s what I’d do if I could right now!”
NEW!"This is a pathetic Showtime show! I’m going to go lie down!”
(playing with some dice by himself) NEW!“Damn, if I were always rolling like this, I’d be living in Vegas!” (trying to open chocolate syrup) NEW!“Tamper proof is one thing. When you need a fucking jackhammer to get open a bottle of chocolate syrup, that’s fucking ridiculous!”
(regarding Daniele) NEW!“I don’t feel like she carried me through competitions. I won my fair share!”
(regarding Jen) NEW!“Watching her slowly lose her mind in the house was the highlight of my Summer. It was fucking great.”
NEW!“Do you guys think I have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning against Daniele? I don’t think so either!”
NEW!“Oh what a Summer, boys and girls…unless you’re Kail! HAHA!”
NEW!“The fun’s almost over folks! Then I go back to my regular routine of masturbating!”
“Hey Mom, how did you feel about the question on Jameka calling you a bitch?!”
“How many people in America threw their fucking beers at their tv sets
tonight saying ‘What the fuck? That motherfucker won!’…and the Raiders
still suck!” “Everybody that turned against us got the axe!”
“I think I will fuck with Zach this week, just like I have with everyone else!” (regarding Jess and Eric): “Do you think he’s hoping for a piece of ass
in the sequester house before she heads back to Kansas?”
(to Jameka) “You could go a whole day without having
an actual conversation just using those mmhmms”(Jameka’s response: “I
didn’t know I did them that much.” )
(After Dick hides Jen’s clothes, following his accusation that she stole his Cigs) "Now I have your clothes and you don't have shit and you can walk out in the smelly rags you're wearing now in your interview with Julie Chen."
“Never a dull moment with Dick."
(To Jen on the newest Jen/Dick Rampage) The only reason you're still here is because you started sucking on
Kail's tit laying in her bed every week.
(regarding Dustin) “He’s like a walking dildo with ears.”
(regarding the people he calls his ‘haters’) “You’re not being Evil, Dick. You’re just being a dick!
(to Jameka) “You and your kind are a hemorrhoid on the Christian faith.”
(Dick after a blow up with Jameka and Amber) “The girls are eventually going to start going after each other…they will start beating each other up with their Bibles.”
(In the storage room) “I believe we will be referring to Dustin as a cocksucker a lot this week, literally and figuratively.”
(Dick says Good Morning to all the HG's.... Dick style....
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(Dick goes out for a cig. after Jessica becomes HOH) “It’s my time to go. I have to make sure Daniele stays…that fucking cocksucker Dustin….”
Amber is called to the DR) “Amber please cry like a little bitch.” (then in Amber voice): “OK, I will.” ( Jen calls Dick out about him always staring at her.) “"Don’t worry I am not staring at you because you are beautiful, its your
idiocy. Your idiocy is amazing, how do you fit all of that in one
body? " regarding the tension in the house): “It gave me a hemorrhoid, a big fat bleeding hemorrhoid!”
*DQQ #2*(while playing quarters): “I was playing quarters before all of you mother fuc*ers were ever born!” (To himself) “Stop bitching, stop whining, stop complaining! Stop making yourself a target! Focus! Focus! Focus! Sh*t!”
(To Jen during backyard discussion of who would or would not do
Playboy/girl)
“In that getup (her unitard), your camel toe has been all
over the Internet anyway!”
(to Jen about the DR conversation) “So do you think it was a good idea
to tell Jen to go f*ck herself a few hours before she got HOH” (Jen
responds “Guess not huh”)
(about Jen) “Like Wonder Woman’s
bracelets, you deflect attention off of me and onto you”
(In relating a conversation with Jen to Joe)
“Zach is just swinging from your f**king tits
because you’re HOH this week”
“I can’t believe my Dick is my biggest topic of conversation
in this house”
“When we get a breeze, I get a hard on” and “While you guys are all asleep at night, I come out here and wack off”
( Dick
is sittng on the patio alone by himself smoking when Big Brother says
“Jen Please come to the diary room” which causes Dick to go on a
rampage of things worth quoting)
“Jen, please roll up your tampons before throwing them away”
"mimics Jen saying ‘if I win this game, it will ruin my life’ then says “what the f**k are you doing here?”
“These girls that think they are so hot and they really are not”
“If he’s going to get Daniele back in his good graces, he needs to stay
around a little bit longer” (I believe he’s referring to himself here)
(Eric is called to the diary room) “You’re going to sink right along with Jen”
He points and says “I f**kin told you I was NOT going to be the token 40 year old”
(He goes into the bathroom and he and Dustin talk about
tomorrow and how Dick doesn’t want to go to bed early; Dustin talks
about being the hairiest man in the house and Dick says) “You ever tried to shave your pubes and then sit down. It’s like sitting on a f**king pin cushion, no thank you!”
(regarding Jen) “ "She’s so far out there, the Space Shuttle couldn'’t even get to her”!"
(warning it’s kind of XXX) "“I don’t shoot my wad all at once, it’s like a long stretch to the finish line”."
(Talking to himself while everyone is at Joe’s Story Time except Dick) "There must be some trouble I can cause somewhere!”Is everyone in there? Give me a fu**ing break” "
(talking to Joe about smoking) “I’d rather masturbate. It’s much more fun and has a lot better outcome in the end”
“I have a son and he came from my balls”
(regarding Eric getting the yellow lawn golf ball out of the pool) "“Eric getting his ball out of the pool! He can’t decide whether it’s
his right or left ball but he goes after it regardless!”"
(regarding Dustin and Eric celebrating a victory) "“They are afraid to bump chests for fear they will bump penises!”"
(in reference to his commentating) "“I’m on my 3rd beer, going for my 4th in a minute”"
