Well MBBers, this had to be one of my harder articles to write!  Tonight was what I’d like to call “The Joshuah Show!”  Josh does a horrible acting job alone in the Hot Tub tonight going off on all of his fellow HGs behind their backs.  He “claims” to be “going crazy” from the BB house, but anyone who has watched this show regularly can see that he was just putting on a show for the cameras and he’s a horrible actor.

For more on all of this and more, read on!  Also, don’t forget to VOTE FOR ALEX to get back into the house on Wednesday by clicking his name!  You can vote as many times as you want up until midnight tomorrow night.  And finally, if you don’t have the CBS.com Live feeds yet, click the banner below to follow all the machinations of the two BB9 alliances!

*Backyard Discussions* The Bros (Adam, Ryan and Matt) play some pool after their hour long chess games in the Living Room earlier this evening.  Ryan doesn’t want to go swimming because it’s too cold (it IS still Winter, you guys, albeit Winter in L.A., but still Winter!).  When Natalie shows up to play, all of the Bros except for Matt find other places to be LOL

Later, James campaigns for Adam’s vote saying they could flip up The Bros alliance (give it up James, Adam knows where his bread is buttered; it’s not going to happen!). 

*Hot Tub Happenings* Josh and Sharon have a game discussion in the HT.  Sharon says that Ryan told her she was never the target, the bros had a plan all along and she thinks originally the plan was to get Josh out but Ryan had made that deal with Josh and then James turned on the Bros (which if you saw yesterday’s episode, you know that James was originally with the Bros but stupidly switched allegiance to Josh’s alliance).  Sharon keeps telling Josh “They’re not after you!” (the lady doth protest too much!).  Sharon thinks Natalie is “the brains behind Matt” HAHAHAHA and Josh and Sharon discuss who should go first, Matt or Natalie (kind of putting the cart before the horse, you guys need HOH first!)  Sharon then gets called to the Diary Room but Sharon says they should definitely get Nat out before Matt (blah blah blah).  Joshuah sings his own little song about going crazy and BB scolds him for singing HAHA then he starts reprimanding himself for “signing up for this crazy show!”  He starts giving a pep talk as a football coach to no one and calls Sharon his bitch and goes on about his alliance (Josh, it is painfully obvious you are acting for the cameras and not very well at that!).  Josh says he will stab Ryan in the back (nice!) and serve him up to all the hungry people in the world (Josh, go after Ryan and watch how fast the Bros annihilate your ass!).  Josh is delusional, he calls the rest of them retards and claims he will win the game (keep dreaming Josh, you will be gone very soon, probably next week if the Bros win HOH).  Josh thinks he’s the smartest because he’s the only one that went to college (no you weren’t Josh).  (Josh, go to acting school dumbass!)

Josh and Sharon discuss that they will turn on Chelsia if the Bros put her up again.  Here’s a nice Josh quote: “So they can form a circle jerk society where they sit around and jerk each other off (talking about The Bros) but I can’t be with my girls and talk about shopping and fashion?”  Josh gets all high and mighty about Natalie’s two abortions (yeah because your Cocaine habit outside of the house isn’t just as bad!?)  Josh thinks he has mastered the art of verbal attacks (honey, you are no Dick, so get over yourself).  Sheila comes out and they discuss that Ryan could have gotten the veto instead of Chelsia but he took the $10,000 instead (like any of them wouldn’t have done the same!  Ryan had many other choices he could put up from TWMC alliance and he knew it!).  Josh goes on and on about how he blames Natalie for everything and says that Natalie is an easy target and he thinks he ‘broke’ Allison (no you didn’t you jerk!)  Josh refers to himself as “the gay version of Dick” (once again, I reiterate, no you’re not!).  Sheila thinks she could have handled Dick if she were cast last season (everyone says that in hindsight!). 

Later, James is in the HT while Sheila talks to him outside of it.  James says that it was Natalie that basically convinced James to join Josh’s alliance and that she screwed them all by being a ‘double agent’ between both alliances (which explains why she got the pickle juice and water dumped on her).  Sheila claims she’s in the middle and on neither side (BS! You have told The Bros you are with them on more than one occasion Sheila!!!).  Chelsia comes out and they discuss how Matty tries to humiliate Natalie all the time.  Sheila says there’s nothing anyone can do; Natalie will never figure it all out until she watches the shows (Sheila is getting smarter and smarter in this game!).  Chelsia thinks no one is coming back (she’s going to be in for a big surprise on Wednesday!).  Sheila thinks both alliances are going to come after her soon (well, if you keep playing both sides, yes, they will Sheila!).  James is starting to accept that he’s probably going.

*Den Doings* Josh, Chelsia and James talk about the loss of Sharon and how Sharon appears to have distanced  herself from Josh for her own good (she’s on the block, do you blame her!?)  and Josh feels Sharon will never hang out with him anymore.  Josh claims he will pour his hot tea on Natalie (now THAT, I believe, will get you booted out the door Joshuah!  It’s one thing to pour cold beverages over ones head as Dick did last season and you and James did earlier today; it’s quite another to pour hot tea on someone and cause burns!)  if she crosses him.  Josh thinks his alliance can still ‘pull off’ a coup of Sharon going over James (keep dreaming Josh, you have lost your power; the Bros own you now!)  Josh burns himself with his tea (LOL) then claims he needs ice because “my vocal chords are my only asset right now” (yeah right!).  Josh now can’t stand the sound of Sharon’s voice (aww poor baby, Sharon owes you NOTHING now that the couples game is over!). 

*Living Room Living* Ryan and Matt are playing their nightly game of chess while Adam sits and talks with them (basically “The Bros” are hanging out LOL-haha, Adam puts his hand down his pants and makes an adjustment and keeps his hand there for a good 10 seconds longer than he should).  After chess, the three bros discuss movies they saw in college like “Total Recall” LOL  Big Brother scolds them for discussing movies (which they are not allowed to do).  Ryan says he’s going to flirt with Julie on Wednesday up in the HOH room on the Live show.  He says he’s going to tell her that she’s the only woman he’d cheat on Jen with (yeah, I’m sure he will).  Ryan says “She’s hot for being 50!” LOL (She’s actually 38, I looked it up on ask.com HAHA)  Out of boredom, Ryan decides to play another game of chess, this time with Adam.

*Kitchen Talk* Sharon and Sheila do the dishes and Sheila is saying how Josh needs to get over things because “bad things happen to people in this game, you’re not going to walk through it untouched” (exactly Sheila! BRAVO!) 

Later, Matt and Natalie hang out in the kitchen and talk about various things such as Nat explaining that Vaseline is good for preventing wrinkles (OK!).  Ryan later joins them and they start talking game strategies.  Matt says he will laugh at James if he tries to campaign for his vote (why? Just because he called you out on your two faced play last week? LOL).  Matt and Ryan test Natalie’s spelling skills with words like microwave and refrigerator.  Actually, Natalie does pretty well!

*Sauna Strategy* Josh and James hang out in the sauna and discuss how annoying everyone else is.  James says he’s trying to lay low this week.

Picture of the Day:  A slop fight between Josh, James and Chelsia!