Welcome to another edition of The Evel Dick Show!  Tonight Dick’s guest is Puck from The Real World: San Francisco (oh boy this should be good!).  Dick is giving away Extenz, the product that makes that certain part of the male anatomy bigger LOL… Dick’s guests next week will be Amber from Rock of Love 2 and Jase from Big Brother 5 (what a pair!).  This week, Dick spends half of the show discussing Big Brother and the other half interviewing his special guest.  I really hope he keeps this format as it worked out MUCH better than last week!

Dick SMARTLY starts the show this time with some Big Brother 10 talk:  He thinks it’s been boring but a little interesting.  He continues his joke about Jerry being Rumplestiltskin this season (you know, I think he means Rip Van Winkle and is messing up his analogies LOL, because isn’t Rumplestiltskin about  the woman with the long hair?).  Dick says the whole thing about Libra referring to the old people as old is true, they ARE old (LOL) and then he discusses how Steven trashed him five minutes before House Calls (if any of you have read Dick’s latest blog, you already knew all of this LOL).  Dick starts talking about Sheila and a big bush, I do not know what that’s all about HAHA…Keesha, the white girl with the black name; Libra, the black woman with a horoscope sign for a name (even though she’s actually a Leo); Memphis should not be named after a city and Elvis wants his city’s name back (then he says nothing against gay people…LOL, Memphis is not gay!). 

Dick does a bit where he interviews Jerry’s great grandson (Puck in disguise) who is 73 years old (um Jerry is 75, Dick LOL).  He says Jerry is the oldest person on reality tv until Dick does All Stars (LOL!).  He also says sleeping is Jerry’s strategy (I wonder if picking his nose also is his strategy!).  Next in this bit they talk about the earthquake which Dick said he felt in Long Beach.

Dick wanted to do call ins but the phone lines are not working (they are having tons of technical problems with this show!).  They do finally get things working and a caller says how happy he was when Dick did his late night show outside when he was on Big Brother 8. 

Puck is 40! (Now I feel old!).  Dick talks about having a vasectomy (I didn’t know that!) and Puck is thinking of having one.  Next, they talk about crabs and I’m not going into where they went with that!  They also get into a discussion on sex that I’m not going to go into! LOL  Then they talk about the process of a vasectomy.  Puck reveals he was almost on Celebrity Rehab.  Puck wants to get his vasectomy filmed.  Then there is a lot of strange penis discussions!  Dick and Puck do not share the same taste in friends apparently.  Dick calls Puck a soap repellent HAHA  Cheech and Chong are going on tour and Puck calls them “the dinosaurs of comedy.”

Dick ends the show saying that Joe from his season has a girlfriend now!  Now that is just ODD!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                         

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